Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Stanza

(Picture taken from www.yellownet.com)

Note: The following poem/stanza/masterpiece depicting Valentine is not 100% correct as there were a lot of legends surrounding the true meaning of this day. This composition is meant for enjoyment only (well, for my part anyway :P))

Valentine's Stanza

The legend of Valentine shall I sing,
Under the merriment of Cupid’s sling;
Back to 1493 we make our way;
To discover the history of Valentine’s Day.

A normal priest was our saint,
Who blessed couples heaven made,
Day and night he performed his rites;
In hope of matching couples right.

An age of war was that time,
And King Gladius was insane;
Unmarried soldiers make them strong;
He could have never been more wrong.

Our priest continued his duty,
Tying knots and blessing many;
Soon the King heard of the priest;
Who deemed the King’s law not a must.

Mighty was the anger of the King,
Immediately he was brought to the King;
Cowered in fear he did not;
His defiance did not stop.

Into the dungeon Valentine went,
In there his first love was met;
And he sent his first Valentine;
Signed ‘from your Valentine’.

Valentine was beaten where it hurt,
Then to death he was put;
However he was made a saint;
And we now call him Valentine the saint.

Centuries passed and his name yet lived,
Though the truth many would not have believed,
People pay respects by celebrating love;
On the fourteenth day of the second moon.

Here endeth the history of Valentine,
Remember it for all the time;
Remember that love conquers all,
Happy Valentine to you all

(Note to self: OMG, I'm so freakishly talented :P)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Movie Review 19: Inkheart

Title: Inkheart

Director: Iain Softley

Running time: 1 hour 46 minutes

Genre: Fantasy

Basically, this film is about Mortimer "Mo" Folchart (Brendan Fraser)and his daughter Meggie (Eliza Bennett) who possess the ability to read characters out of a book when read aloud and are known as "Silvertongue". Mo, unknown of his powers, read a storybook, Inkheart to his daughter when she was still a baby and loads of nasty characters came to life. However, as the saying goes, "what comes out must go in" :P, in exchange, Mo's wife Resa (Sienna Guillory) was absorbed into the story.

Mo and his daughter escaped with the help of another character of the storybook, Dustfinger (Paul Bettany) and has since tried to locate another copy of the storybook to release his wife from her imprisonment.

I must say that I had expected a movie to be on par with Stardust. However, it fell short of my expectations. The storyline, though quite original, is unable to draw me into the fantasy world. I rarely criticize a movie for the loopholes in their storyline, but this one is just a little bit too much. First, the story that Mo read is somehow does not coincide with what that came out. For example, when Mo read "the Wizard of Oz", only the twister came out but not Dorothy even though it was mentioned a few times. It seemed as though Mo can read a lot of characters in the storybook but can control who/what that comes out, which is not true.

However, IT IS a fantasy movie afterall, and I love anyhting that even borders on the fantasy genre. There were a few funny moments I guess, but either the writer did not attempt much to include much comedy or I didn't catch it since they are low in both quantity and quality.

Mo's daughter, Meggie reaction in knowing the truth about her mother's disappearance didn't make sense either. She was crying/ranting/raving that her father did not know whether her mother is alive or not... I mean, duh, does that mean that he should not attempt to save her mother?

Also, I am unsure why authors for almost every novels would want to portray the absurdity of the lengths that one can go in order to save their loved ones. Here's the scenario. Evil guy want Meggie to do something which will basically kill lots and lots of people. If Meggie doesn't do it, her mother will die. There are basically only two outcomes with this type of scenario if Meggie did what was told.

Outcome 1: Meggie did what was told and thousands of people die. Meggie's mother was saved but learned the truth and became devastated that her life was in exchange of thousands of innocent lives. Meggie also had a recurring nightmare of innocent people blaming her for their deaths.

Outcome 2: Meggie did what was told and thousands of people die, including her mother.

I cannot see a third outcome at all loh. Why on Earth would people still do all these stupid things without thinking about the outcome? And to make matters worse, the evil guy did mention that Meggie's mother would be sacrificed once Meggie did what she was told to do. So basically, her mother would either die early or die later. What kind of a deal was that?

Of course, even though it seemed that I mentioned only the negative stuff, it was not a too bad movie afterall... because Brendan is in the movie mah :P

Observation: Since they don't really need the real storybook to change the storyline, why on Earth did they not do that earlier and have to wait until the last possible moment to do so?

Bottomline: Well, at least it's better than "Bridge to Terabithia" :P

Bamboo Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Movie Review 18: Red Cliff 2: More Brains less Muscles

Title: Red Cliff (part 2)

Director: John Woo

Running Time: 2 hours 11 minutes

Genre: Action, Drama

Finally, the second part of Red Cliff came out. After my disappointment in the part 1 of the movie, I wasn't expecting much. While the part 1 of the movie had more individual fighting, the second part of the movie focus more on strategies and group battle.

This second and final part of the Red Cliff movie is about how Zhou Yu (Tony Leung), Zhuge Liang (Takeshi Kaneshiro), Sun Quan (Chang Chen), Liu Bei (You Yong), Guan Yu (Ba Sen Zha Bu), Zhang Fei (Zang Jinsheng) and Zhao Yun (Hu Jun) work together to fight off the vast army of Cao Cao (Zhang Fengyi).

Basically, this movie focus more on Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang while the others have taken a backseat in the fighting of Cao Cao's army. Here you can see the famous plan of how Zhuge Liang "borrowed" more than a hundred thousand arrows from Cao Cao. Also, you will also see the fiery display of ship burning (foh siu lin wan suen)... translated from Cantonese meaning "the burning of multiple ships"... although I doubt that those are really the methods used to burn Cao Cao's ship in the olden days (eg. usage of flaming ramming ships and kamikaze bombing men)

Basically, I think that this second part of the movie contained more substance than the first part. However, it still has the irritating repetitive scenes when there is something brilliant to be shown. What I meant was, for example, during the first part of the movie, when the defending army used the sunlight reflected off their shields against the enemy, the director repeated that scene so many times that I was wondering if the film was caught in a loop or something :P. The same thing happened in the second part too... it's as if the director is trying to lengthen the movie by repeating these things... or maybe because there were so little brilliant scenes that he had to focus on these rare few :P.

Anyway, once again, you must be reminded that this movie is just loosely based on the history. Basically, Zhou Yu did not let Cao Cao go when he defeated Cao Cao's army. I mean, how stupid would one have to be to let such a powerful enemy go? It basically meant that Zhou Yu is responsible for the deaths of the people Cao Cao will kill in the future! It's like, hello... you won, he lost... so kill him already! I don't see him halting when he hacked his way through the army... I think he just want to show off to his wife :P. In truth (I meant what that was recorded in history books), Cao Cao escaped before his army was fully defeated and managed to return to his country even though there were numerous ambushes along the way... yup, I'm a Cao Cao supporter... so what, sue me :P. He lost a battle but he won the war!

And oh, I actually felt sorry for Zhao Wei when her temporarily short-lived boyfriends was killed... though you would have to be an idiot if you did not predict that the first time they met :P.

So, in conclusion, this second part is acceptable to be watched but unfortunately, you will need to watch the first part before watching the second part to understand the movie.

Observation: I had no idea what the poem recited by Cao Cao meant except for the last sentence :P.

Bottomline: Better than the first. Watchable.

Bamboo Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Yik Ting's Wedding in Malacca

My ex-classmate Yik Ting had a wedding dinner on 28th December 2008 in Malacca. Coincidentally, I was having a long holiday during the Christmas and thus I only need to drive from Perak to Malacca... and that itself took me 4 hours plus to reach.

Anyway, the gals, Rainbow, Cat and LK were in Kampar as well and they wanted to be with the bride in the morning when the bridegroom whisk her off to his house. So, I had to take the gals to Malacca at 3am in the morning! I had never drove for two states before and I was unsure if I am able to keep awake the whole time. I sometimes even feel sleepy when driving back from Penang to Kampar!

Luckily, the gals kept me occupied (for three quarters of the road anyway :P) and so, we were able to reach Malacca in one piece. Following are the photos taken on 28th December 2008 from 7am onwards.



The gals putting on their make-up before presenting themselves at the bride's house.


The gals, after their make-up... sorry, I am unable to post the "before" pic since my life would definitely be in danger if I do so... :p


A cute baby who is captivated by my soothing presence :P


Girl power....


The bride, anxious awaiting her husband...


Arrival of the groom and his 'gang'



One of the multiple 'tests' the groom and his gang had to go through to get to the bride's room... strange that only the groom had to prove his love to the bride while it is deemed unnecessary for the other way around.


The final 'test'... a written test in which the groom had to tell the bride why he love her... I thought love is blind :P


The groom had to take off his coat due to the heat and pressure as the bride phoned him and complained that his answers were inadequate.


Finally, the bride and the groom are together...


The tea drinking ceremony...


Wedding car... it has 2 numbers only... cannot place bet lah... and I was hoping to claim my petrol through the punters :(


Well, since the bride's house is near Jonker Walk, we of course had the famous Chicken Rice Balls for lunch!... or was it breakfast?


The 'balls'... strange, it tasted better 3 years ago...


But I think that the best food to have in Malacca is not "Sate Celup" or "Chicken Rice Balls"... instead, it's the "Baba Cendol" that's the best... available only in Malacca... I love the original flavour... though some preferred the durian flavour... yucks...


The Cat giving a big munch on her lunch...


The groom (or was it the bride?) arranged accommodation for us... this is the room the gals are staying in... got air-cond, tv and bathroom... and oh, it's not a hotel... it's a terrace house that has multiple rooms like this one.


This is the souvenir we got at the wedding dinner.


The gals... looking fine even though lacked of sleep... the wonders of a skillfully applied make-up :P


The wedding cake... I never had the chance to taste it though...


The table where the bride and groom sits...


Mole-ron... long time no see... :P


Starters... spicy peanuts


The bride in her evening gown... or is it still considered as wedding gown?


Bride and groom walking through the front door... finally!!!


Mixed platter... not very nice... some of them are cold... and they are supposed to be hot...


Shark's fin...


Roasted piglet... a bane for the girls


Steamed fish...


The red wine that is served... don't know whether it is considered good or not... I wouldn't know one bitter taste from one another...


Groom: Ooops, sorry dear...
Bride: Never mind love, thanks for the new evening gown you'll be buying for me tomorrow :P


Drinking with crossed hands...


SM: Yummy!
PF: Yucks!
Cat: Burp!
Rainbow: My nails!

Prawns... definitely better than the one I had during CNY 2009!

Ginger herbal chicken... i think this is the first time I had this dish served in a wedding dinner... ah well, there's a first for everything...


Mushrooms, abalone and vege... no sea cucumber lah :(

The dessert... fried yam and mango pudding... I think :P

Anyway, congratulations YT and I wish you an exciting and happy marriage filled with love!